Allen the Alligator

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Allen is this site's mascot. In his own words:

=]=:< <"Hi! My name is Allen; I'm an ASCII alligator who inhabits the swamps of this site. Just as an organic alligator eats damn near everything that it finds in the swamp -- fish, birds, deer, discarded piles of dead black fetuses exploited for wacked-out, satanic, Talmudic rituals, swimming rabbits, humans, et cetera -- I nibble, munch, and gobble passages penned by RoBu that might get him into hot water. At his invitation, sometimes I contribute my own. You'll espy me occasionally....sometimes when you least expect it! RAAAARGH! Ha, ha! Relax! Well, it's nice to meet you! See you later! Bye!"

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